Oprah is looking for You!

Wanna be on the Oprah Winfrey Show? Here's a list of upcoming show topics...

Did Will Smith change your life or inspire you? - Huh?
Do Pretty Women Have It Easier? - this was on Tyra today
TEENS: Tell us about your daily struggles - oh please
What is the craziest thing you ever did for love? - ha! no comment
We want your show ideas! - where do i begin?
Inspired by an Oprah show guest? - nope
Are you a WEIGHT LOSS SUCCESS story? - not yet
Need a "HARPO HOOK UP" To Pull A Few Strings? - can u pay my bills?
Living a Secret Life? - its a secret
Do You Want To Meet A Hot Celebrity? - uh, yeah!
What's Your Burning Question? - Oprah, do you have sex w/Stedman?
Have you let yourself go? - straight to hades!
I've Been Betrayed and I Can't Let Go! - hell no!
Staying In A Relationship, Even Though It's Over? - Katie Holmes!!!
Women In Their 30's!! - Have a VERY UNUSUAL job? - Hmmm what's your definition of unusual?