Scientology Diet?

So the whole freaking world knows that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will be married somewhere in Italy on November 18. The new rumors have the location pegged as the Armani Estate. Ok whatever. What I want to get to his Katie's ever shrinking body. So we all know that she was criticized - unfairly - for still carrying a little baby weight. Well now that she's been hanging out with Posh Spice aka Victoria Beckham, she's all skinny and shyt. Is there some Scientology diet that I don't know about? I find it hard to believe because I know ALL the diets! But still, I haven't seen Katie coming out of Starbucks. I haven't seen her puffing on a cancer stick. So what is she doing to prepare for her big day? And don't give me that diet and excercise crap!

So she may not be eating all that much but that didn't stop her from sucking on Tom Cruise's face. For goodness sake! You're at a soccer game with children! Is all this PDA really necessary. Tom, everyone knows you're NOT gay! We all know you LOVE Katie. Good Lord get over yourselves!

And why in the hell are all of these people, including Jada Pinkett Smith in those God awful braids, standing there watching this bullshyt? Jada, how did you get caught up in this mess? I do not believe that you and Will are just kicking it with these people. The funniest thing is the guy in the white t-shirt...what is he looking at?

What is really going on? Will someone please explain the Hollywood Celebrity Machine to me???? Please!!!!!