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Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt is claiming to have nude pictures of Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross. Schmidt claims "they are not of the 'trashy' variety" or "anything overly provocative". Schmidt is representing the owner of a company hired to remove trash from Cross' home. According to Schmidt, one of the firm's employees discovered the photos when he got to the dump. Schmidt says his client also has Cross' tax returns. Of course Cross is demanding that the pictures be returned. However, Schmidt has suggested that Marcia Cross will have to buy back her trash. "I'm not looking to mortify Ms. Cross," says Schmidt. "I just want the most money for my client."

When will these celebrities learn to Stop Taking Naked Pictures!! And if you won't do that, then stop leaving them lying around where every Tom, Dick and Trash Guy can get to them. See, this is what happens when people get too rich and too famous. They have all these random people in their houses and disregard them so easily that they don't even realize what's going on. I just don't get it....