Anna Nicole Evicted!

According to PEOPLE Anna Nicole Smith was served at her house in the Bahamas with an order to leave the residence by Oct. 31. "Ben Thompson, a Myrtle Beach, S.C., developer, says he owns the property in New Providence where Smith has been staying. He says he purchased the house for a bit less than $1 million in August as a favor to Smith, whom he befriended after he met her through neighbors in mid-2005. Smith was then supposed to sign a mortgage to buy the house from him, he says, but she has refused to do so." Of course, somewhere in her foggy brain she decided that the house was a gift. "I never said that. I don't have that kind of money", said Thompson. "I don't want to embarrass her or humiliate Anna," he says. "I just need my money, or collateral, back."

TMZ is reporting that Anna Nicole had been having a sexual affair with Thompson last year and Anna Nicole contacted Thompson this May to say that he was the father of her soon-to-be-born baby girl. "It's especially interesting because we're told that Anna Nicole had contacted people familiar with Thompson inquiring about his wealth. That's when Thompson dropped a bombshell -- that it was impossible for him to father a baby because he had already had a vasectomy. Days later, sources say Anna Nicole confessed to Thompson that Larry Birkhead was the father. Birkhead, an entertainment photographer who had a relationship with Anna Nicole, has filed legal papers in Los Angeles to establish paternity."

You can take the girl out the trailer park...