See, he doesn't ask for a lot...

Like so many strippers before them, the guys at The Smoking Gun have gone backstage with Kevin Federline and obtained a list of his dressing room demands. The checklist lays bare K-Fed’s mineral water prejudices, although it’s nice to see both regular and Cool Ranch Doritos receiving equal representation. It also reveals a softer side of Britney Spears' estranged hubby, a man who doesn’t hesitate to get out those aromatherapy pillar candles and assorted herbal teas to settle in for a nice long soak in the bath when the situation calls for it.