Jimmy Kimmel Live

Ok, did I ever tell you I have a crush on Jimmy Kimmel? Did I ever tell you that I was thisclose to him at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch about 3 years ago? No? Ok well, it really has nothing to do with this story....

Did any of you see Pamlea Anderson on his show last night? Was it just me or was this chick high or drunk or per Ivana Trump, on Nyquil? I dunno, besides spraying Jimmy with a bottle of Cristal (which is so out of style, didn't Jay-Z tell you?) she was acting all loopy. I dunno how she keeps those tits in and what she has against underwear. She did make reference to her miscarriage last week and the whole Denise Richards laptop throwing incident.

Did I ever tell you that I saw Pamela Anderson shopping at Ralph's Grcoery Store in Malibu, CA wearing sweats, a wife-beater and Uggs and her cart was filled with wine coolers? No? Doesn't matter....