Somebody call Somebody!

Oprah Winfrey was NOT invited to the Tom Cruise-Katie Holmes wedding!!!! OMG!!! They'll never work in Hollywood again! They better just stay in Italy!!!

Considering the fact that she almost single-handedly ruined his career, Oprah won't be at the wedding in Italy Saturday. "It's not that I'm not going," Winfrey tells Extra's AJ Calloway in a segment to air on Tuesday. "It's that they had a limited number of people that they could invite. I was not one the invitees. That's fine. I don't get invited to everyone's wedding. I don't invite them to everything I do. But I wish them the best." She continues, "I have a great deal of regard for their relationship and so I'm trying to think of what to get them." Asked what she'll get the couple, she says, "I don't know! I was thinking … I'm easier (to shop for) – you can get me a bubble bath I'm okay – but I don't know what to give them."