Madonna Ruined it for Everybody!

According to Page Six, Angelina dismissed plans to adopt an Indian baby because of all the drama surrounding Madonna's adoption nightmare. She'd already made the preparations. While working in India, she'd organized a tutor on set to teach her Hindi. She was already saying "How are you?" and "Thank you" in that language. Presumably now she's going to have to learn to say it in English.

Another Angelina thing. You might've heard nonhusband Brad say no more going naked in movies or even just flashing his butt, considering he's become a father and must show maturity. Mrs. Un-Pitt has now said the same. No more taking it off for the camera. Doesn't want the brood to grow up and see her nude. Sorry, guys.