It's Britney Biyatch!

Ok, here's my take on the whole Britheny Spears MTV VMA BS. Is Britney fat? Absolutely not - in the real world. However, in the world of the celebrity, having a itty bitty touch of fat is a sin. Britney Spears had two kids in two years. Even though we've seen numerous pictures of her in fishnet stockings going to and from "dance" class, every woman knows that it takes time for your body to recover from childbirth and its never going to be the same as it was before you popped out those kids.

There is no reason that she should have worn a bra and panties on that stage. And I have no doubt that if she had rocked that performance less people would be talking about her being "fat". However, she didn't rock it. She moved in slow motion which gave us every chance to see each and every imperfection on her body.

I think that Britney is a good performer, not the strongest singer, but she's had some catchy tunes. I feel sorry for her. I feel bad that she's had a rough couple of years - even though she is 100% responsible for what has happened to her. As Heather knows, I've always thought that Kevin Federline got a raw deal in the press and I think that more people are starting to see that Britney isn't that 14 year old girl any more and she's got some issues.

She needs help and I truly hope that someone comes into her life - Dr. Phil - and really talks some sense into her. She needs to go get herself a house on some island and lay low for a few months and get her shyt together. Why does she go to Ralph's and Rite Aid Every Day! Doesn't she have people to do that kinda stuff?


Ok. I'm Done.