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And we thought he married her for her money...

Kevin Federline, the husband of Britney Spears, record mogul, rapper and 4x baby daddy made his acting debut on CSI tonight as some random white guy in an alley. I was all ready for my witty comment for the blog. However, K-Fed's performance really didn't give me a whole lot to talk about. I'm at a loss for words, out of ideas, no diss to be had. Dammit K-Fed I'm falling under your spell! What up Fresno!